Monthly Archives: April 2005

Unsecure – Do not use Netscape Software

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An unpatched flaw in some versions of the Netscape browser could let an attacker into vulnerable systems, security company Secunia has warned.

Version 6.2.3 and 7.2 of Netscape are affected and other versions may also be susceptible.

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Britney may lose here baby

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Last week, it was revealed Britney is expecting a baby girl. The sexy singer was enjoying a break in Florida with Kevin after recovering from the miscarriage scare.

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tney Spears has reportedly been put under round-the-clock medical care over fears she could lose her unborn baby.

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Exploding Toad

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Visitors to park in a German city were warned to watch out for exploding toad.

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Prince of Persia 3 confirmed for 2005

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Prince of Persia 3

I still remember this game on 286 PC when I played them. It is the best game.

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$100 for a Laptop? Possible?

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Ruiz believe that $100 (rm380)laptop PC may be on the horizon

I don’t think a $100(rm380) computer is out of the question in a three-year time frame

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Wow…will this come true…

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Snake on Federal Highway

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Just find this weird because I was driving from Klang towards Kuala Lumpur using the federal highway. It was flooding a little and cars was moving slowly. And I saw a pretty big snake passing by.









Window 64-bit

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Windows XP Professional x64

Great news for AMD 64bit user. Windows now welcome AMD user. Windows have came out with Windows Server 2003 x64 and Windows XP Professional x64 edition. Trial version have already released.

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Your Girlfriend as a Computer Software? Very Funny

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I read this through Friendster bulletin

Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,
A Troubled User.
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain bout. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag, Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support